Film You Just Saw - And What You Thought About It.
  • @ Vince, Deep Red is my fave too, especially the music, it just fits the mad mood of the film to a tee.  I often wonder actually what Argento's films would have been like without The Goblin to do most of his best film scores?

    Forgot to mention, last night watched Hostage on UK DVD, Bruce Willis in a good cop role as an ex hostage negotiator who is frown back into the role when things go BAD!
  • DanBirlewDanBirlew
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    Watched movies instead of working last night. First up was Despicable Me on DVD which was surprisingly better than I expected. If you're going to compare it to other animated fare, it doesn't hold a candle to How to Train Your Dragon or Shrek 1, but it's remarkably charming and very funny. Any fan of the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote will definitely appreciate.

    Next up was Sweeney Todd on Blu-ray. This is one of the only musicals I like, the others being West Side Story and Little Shop of Horrors. My favorite tune is when he sings to his razors. wink Second favorite is when they're sizing up victims walking by on the street. The South Park movie too, I suppose, since it's technically a singer too. The HD version is quite spectacular. I'm pretty sure Tim Burton films are best watched in this format, especially recent ones like Sweeney and Alice. The BD contains a documentary about the Grand Guignol tradition of French horror theater, which I haven't researched since college, so I'm looking forward to that when I get around to it. Also burning to watch the other BDs I bought: District 9 and Inglourious Basterds, the latter of which claims to contain the entire original film Inglorious Bastards from the 70's, which I've never seen and look forward to.
  • Think I've already mention the original Inglorious in this topic before, but what the hell!  It's very entertaining if you like mad Italian 70s exploitation war films.
  • DanBirlewDanBirlew
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    Alas no! Fooled again! The Inglourious Basterds BD includes a short featurette about including several actors from the original 70's film in the new one. But both of their shots were cut from the final movie, anyhow. The featurette ends with the original theatrical trailer for the old Bastards.

    Sorry about that. The back of the BD case simply says "The Original Inglorious Bastards," which is a bit misleading. But it's not the reason I bought the BD anyway, so no harm. lol
  • Ah!  Bugger, a LOT of DVD cases are like that, I imported the US version of Pulp Fiction because on the case/blurb it made it sound 100% that the deleted scenes they were available ONLY in the extras had been re-edited back into the film!

    Anyway, tonight I watched the Setinal on UK DVD, good little story even though I don't really care too much for political / spy films, this one was enough like 24 to keep me interested, in fact it has Kiefer Sutherland in, along with Michael Douglas.
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    Luckily the original Bastards is available for streaming on Netflix. I checked it out a few nights ago, it was quite bad and hilarious and a good bit of fun. Though nothing like the Tarantino film you can see how a lot of the same memes and ideas are still present, albeit with fewer chicks.

    Last night we viewed Let Me In. The performance by Chloe Moretz was engaging and humbling: she's a young actress with a stunning future ahead of her. But the original Swedish film is somehow sweeter, more charming, and strangely more romantic... which makes it all the creepier. This film also pulls in a few more elements from the novel, such as the '80s setting and Virginia feeding on herself. But there are significant changes too, such as the unnecessarily Americanized names (Oscar and Ellie would have been fine), the added police detective character (isn't that so American, there always has to be a cop?) Rubik's cubes, New Wave, and Ronald Reagan on TV telling us to accept our former evils as a nation. All of these things serve only to distract from the true attraction, the blooming relationship between the kids. One nice touch was the change in the caretaker character, who in the novel was a pedophile and disgraced teacher; here he was given a little more back story through the inclusion of a very old photograph of he and Abby, which in one scene chills Owen enough to make him rush out of Abby's apartment as though he realizes she has the same thing in mind for him.
  • WOW what a co-inkydink I went to see it in the cinema LAST night!  I LOVE the original, I may have said several hundred times here in fact!  And was hoping to HATE this version as to me it's a totally pointless remake that serves no purpose except to pander to (mostly the US mainstream) ordinance that can't be bothered to watch a foreign language film in it's original audio with subtitles.

    But I didn't hate it, I didn't love it either as it seemed to simplified, and I didn't like the way they made the boy Owen seem like a mass muderer in waiting with all the spying and mask wearing? and the score was far too much for me.  But on the whole a well made film with really great acting and directing.  Just don't see the point in it being made though!
  • Tonight U-571 on UK DVD, great film.  I was not too sure about this especally reading the cast list, but everybody turned in a great performance as did the writer and director.  Not in the same league as Das Boot, but few things are when it comes to U-Boat warefare!
  • Three to catch up on tonight, well two for here and one for Jayne's TV on DVD topic.

    Robots on UK DVD, though it was no Pixar film I really enjoyed it, a bit too CGI looking, but that was probably because of it's age.

    And.

    Mullholland Drive on UK DVD, this is one from a while ago I forgot to mention, Lynch at his usual mad as a hatter best and I loved it, but can somebody PLEASE explain it for me?
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    @Plopper It's a film about who you are versus who you wish you were. wink

    Three films last night: District 9 BD quality is glorious, noticed some background details we didn't even pick up when we saw it in the theater. The BD comes with enough deleted scenes to make another movie... about why they cut most of the scenes involving black people out of the film, perhaps. eek

    Nowhere Boy attempts to be a tearjerking look at John Lennon's adolscence, and tracks his growth as a rock and roll artist, forming The Quarrymen, all the way up to just before he formed The Beatles. Aaron Johnson does the best he can with the character, and with the accent. But even though he's British he seems to cough out the accent more than a few times. I can't go into much more detail without giving the film away, but his relationship with his estranged mom is depicted in such a cringingly odd way that what is supposed to be a tearjerking ending ends up coming in a little hollow.

    Machete is a film with absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, and I guess that's precisely why you would watch it. The film started as a faked trailer shot and cut by Robert Rodriguez for the 2-film version of Grindhouse. The final film attempts to string together most of the shots from within the trailer into a coherent narrative, and fails miserably, leaving out several takes. There's also no reason for talent like Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez and Robert De Niro, of all people, to be in this movie either. And why Rodriquez didn't stay in the director's chair is beyond me. When fans were clamouring for this to be made into a real film following Grindhouse, they deserved better followthrough and results. This kind of throwback filming only works in very skillful hands, and although Rodriguez shares directorial credit with another guy it's all-too obvious to anyone who's watched all his films (and I have) that relatively few of the shots were actually handled by him, including reshoots of shots from the trailer. Overall, it just tastes undercooked.
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    Catching up on some things I watched over the last few months but didn't have the time/mental energy to post about:
     

    Paranormal Activity: Not as scary as I heard or imagined, but it did an excellent job with showing less and letting the viewer's imagination fill in the gaps. I am still scared of the attic and the crawl space in our house, but that's thanks to The Grudge. Still, for the less-is-more approach well executed, it's worth a look. 

    The Millennium Trilogy (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played with Fire, The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Net): I mentioned that we saw the first, and maybe the second, of the series.  Last Friday, we finished it up, watching with a friend who read the books.  She vouched for their faithfulness to the source material.  Some stuff was cut out, like Lisbeth's adventures in the Caribbean, but there wasn't much added or changed in the film adaptation.  The movies were well done. Each was over 2 hours, and I never nodded off.  My only complaint is that the series ended much like a BBC documentary (no offense, Plopper, Vince smile  )– it just… ended.  I'll admit that given the personalities and relationships of the characters, there was no better way to end it, but it still felt strange.

    Barry Munday: Starring the guy who played Nite Owl in Watchmen, it's like Knocked Up but wherein the woman is the obnoxious one and the guy is sympathetic.  I found Judy Greer SO unlikeable, I almost asked Jim to turn it off at a few points, but I was so invested in Barry's character that I wanted to see what happened with him.  If you're like me and enjoy Apatow movies but weary of the all the pot subplots, check out this movie.  It's really quite enjoyable.

    Speaking of Apatow and pot…

    Pineapple Express: Let's get this out first… pot annoys me.  I find people who are high to be extremely irritating because it's impossible to have a conversation with them.  I'm fine with legalizing it, as long as it's regulated like alcohol and people don't smoke it around me, because I can't get contact drunk if you spill a beer on me, but … you get the picture.  All that said, I really liked this movie.  James Franco rocks. I love watching him, and there are things about his character that just cracked me up, like his love of civil engineering, and how he has to take his Bubbeh to the opera. The film suffers from a case of "it doesn't know what it wants"– be a comedy or drama or action movie, and flips between the three constantly, which was a tad off-putting, but not so much that it made me turn it off when it was on Showtime for the 4th time in three days. Not sure I can recommend it because of it's weirdness in tone, but I found it really entertaining.

  • Jayne said:

    My only complaint is that the series ended much like a BBC documentary (no offense, Plopper, Vince smile  )– it just… ended.





    None taken, the only times I watch the BBC is for F1.  It used to be the home of Red Dwarf aswell, but that's gone downhill and doesn't get many new episodes now, and the latest episodes were financed by another channel.

     

    Recently I've watched:

    The Naked Gun Trilogy.  I forgot how good those were.

    Police Squad.  Only watched the first episode so far but I loved it, just keep getting sidetracked with other things.

    Flavia The Heretic.  I'm surprised this wasn't a Nastie, it was made in 1974 and it had a bit graphic female torture.  Then again, The Devils wasn't a Nastie either and there were a lot of inconsistencies in the list.

    Video Nasties (3 disc docu set).  I possibly mentioned this before while I was still working through the set.  Pretty good.  Okay so most of it was filled with trailers and random critics/publishers/etc waffling on a bit about the films on discs 2 and 3, but I was impressed by the actual documentary on the first disc.

    The Exorcism of Emily Rose.  This was on tv last week and I watched it in segments.  I'm glad I knew before what it was going to be like, I'd heard a lot of criticisms about it not being a horror film but a court room drama with possession elements chucked in in flashbacks.  I actually liked it.  But I couldn't help feeling that Scarecrow was going to turn up in the jail next to Marconi lol.  The only film that has successfully scared me is the Exorcist.  It still gets me paranoid, even the "origins" ones scared me even though they were crap really.  There's just something about possessions done well that give me the heebie jeebies so I was expecting this to be the same, thankfully it wasn't scary but it was really well done.

    Collateral Damage.  Again, it was on the telly and I'm watching it segmented which is probably the only way I'll get through it without falling asleep.  This reminds me a lot like Arnie's Commando.  In that his daughter gets kidnapped and he goes off to rescue her.  In Collateral Damage his wife and kid get killed in a terrorist explosion and he goes off to get revenge.  I'm hoping that Turturro appears again later on in the film.  For a biggish name like him to get a reasonably high place on the bill he isn't in it much.  Maybe 10 minutes?  Leguizamo is the same.  Shame they're both wasted.
  • Quantum Of Solace on UK 2 disc DVD.  Now I've never been a big Bond fan and can't remember the last full film of the series I watched, but I think it had Roger Moore as the title role.  And this film hasn't won me over in the slightest.  I watched it and thought, great little action film, then a while later it actually hit me, where was the plot?  A man cons his way into a lot of water in the middle of the desert and then Bond comes and kills him?  I hope this is because the story is a continuation or a trilogy or something as if I'd have paid good money for it at the cinema I'd have been really mad.
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    The Social Network: Talk about some fantastic dialog. Anyone who saw Charlie Wilson's War or sat through however many seasons of The West Wing knows Aaron Sorkin's work. With Charlie Wilson he finally graduated from giving us some of the cheesiest film adaptations of the 90s (A Few Good Men, The American President) to providing some of the finest, most in-your-face social commentary we've seen in film in the last decade. He's become one of those writers whose work outshines the actors in the film, forcing even Hanks, Julia Roberts and Phillip Seymour Hoffman to take a backseat to the writing or get off the bus. He does it again here, but only this time the characters portrayed are so thoroughly unlikeable, down to even the minor roles, that one viewing of this film is probably all you'll need. The film begins with the idea that the man who created the greatest social network on the planet (or did he steal it?) doesn't have any friends. And at the end of the film, despite the success of facebook, that situation doesn't change. This is a film purposely devoid of story arcs, scene arcs, character arcs, because the commentary here is that the characters don't evolve, nothing is learned, everyone thought they were perfect at the start of the movie and they're pretty much the same unlikeable people at the end. Don't let me make you think it's not an entertaining two hours; it is, if you enjoy personal conflict, psychotic stalker girlfriends, subtle and nuanced performances and people playing mind games with one another. There's also the fun of laughing at Zuckerberg, congratulating himself over and over on how brilliant he is and pretending to be a young Steve Jobs, while his only talent seems to be taking the ideas of others and making them his own. Also, the photography is smack-yourself-in-the-forehead beautiful at times, in that David Fincher kind of way. It's probably the literary film of the year, if I can go so far as to say that. Too bad there's no Pulitzer Prize for screenplay....

    Animal Kingdom is a tense and quiet thriller, the kind of film American studios revived and then stopped making in the 90s. The film centers around a young man whose mother ODs, leaving him to be taken in by his grandmother, who runs the rest of her family as an armed robbery gang. It's a gripping film about paranoia, police corruption, and family. The real genius is that a young, inexperienced actor is cast in the lead role and then surrounded by veterans playing complex characters, so that the leading role is diluted to let the supporting parts shine. Plus it has one of those 90s, last-minute-twist endings that you'll all probably enjoy.
  • DanBirlewDanBirlew
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    Plopper said:



    Quantum Of Solace … I hope this is because the story is a continuation or a trilogy or something as if I'd have paid good money for it at the cinema I'd have been really mad.




     

    It's a direct sequel to Casino Royale, Daniel Craig's first outing as James Bond and probably the finest Bond film made since the Connery days. Quantum takes all the promise stirred up by Royale and flushes it down the toilet.
  • Ah!  Right thanx for that Dah, so I should try Casino Royale instead then?  But I'll have to import that one as it's (yes you guessed it) quite heavly cut in the UK to gain it a 12 cert!
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    Uh.... well... it's "good for a Bond film" like I said... dunno if it's worth the trouble of importing. But 10x better than Quantum.
  • Inception

    Good movie but suffers in comparison to The Matrix.  The latter had a strong character arc; one of the great movie villains of all time; lightning fast yet coherently directed and edited action; and presented us a dreamscape where if you die in the dream, you die in real life.  In Inception we're presented virtually no character arc whatsoever (character background, yes, but arc no); no main villain, just a neverending stream of disposable "red shirts"; confusingly shot and edited action scenes (apparently Nolan still hasn't learned his lesson from Batman Begins); and a dreamscape where if you die in the dream, you... uh, wake up.  Oh, wait, if you die within the dream within the dream within a dream, then you fall into permanent purgatory where you're... confused forever or something.  (Except the one character who does fall into permanent purgatory ends up waking up with no discernible side effects whatsoever.) 

    Also that French actress they cast as Mal was awful. Not interesting, not charismatic, not menacing, not sexy.  Wallpaper with rouge. 

    Though the movie is still entertaining on its own merits (even second rate Nolan beats almost every other filmmaker out there) I have to wonder whether the reason why this movie made so much money wasn't so much because people loved it, but rather people went to see it a second time because they couldn't quite figure it out the first time around. 

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    Last thing, I assume you guys know who Red Letter Media is.  He's the crazy guy who's been savaging the new Star Wars trilogy.  His latest demolition, this time of Revenge of the Sith, is viewable now at http://www.redlettermedia.com

    Personally I didn't think Sith was that bad, at least compared to the others.  But after watching his latest review I'm beginning to wonder.

    Oh, if for some reason you haven't watched his reviews, go to YouTube and enjoy.  Absolutely hilarious stuff.  You'll spew coffee on your monitors guaranteed.
  • Just come back from a cinema screening of Let The Right One In.  Need I say more!
  • It's been a while since I've popped by so I have a few comments to make going back on this page:

    Dan – You should rewatch the original Machete trailer because you're wrong. I'd say about 98% of the trailer is in the film. I went back and watched it after the film, baring the main plot change to De Niro's character which applies to 2 shots in the fake (the JFKesq president and the couple in the limo) and the main henchman getting killed in the chop shop (which I don't recall), every shot from the trailer appears in the film. I've seen regular films released with trailers that had more changes.

    I don't also know why you seem so harsh about it, aside from when the wheels really fall off in the final act with it's slapdash finish – it's pure over the top extention to what you'd expect in the exploitation reimaginings that have been produced in recent years. Maybe my mindset was better the day I watched it (having also watched Piranha 3D the same day which I enjoyed more) but I honestly got what I expected from it.

    Plopper – If I can confirm the release over here in NZ of Casino Royale is uncut, then I'll happily send you a copy from here in return for the TMNT you sent me. I guess I should check running times and websites; anything specific I should look for? On the otherhand too, while I concur. Casino = awesome, Quantum = bleh, seeing them in reverse order may not help.

    Zombie – I don't want to say it, but you maybe one of those people who need to rewatch Inception. Because you've missed the explained reason for the required kick and limbo.

    In the beginning, the standard job, Cobb is kicked because he wouldn't leave without Saito's secrets but they needed him out. Otherwise, as you said, people can wake themselves up. However there are two reasons explained in the film as to why someone would get stuck;

    firstly as what happened with Mal and Cobb – they just didn't want to leave and put themselves into a limbo entirely constructed by their thoughts; but more importantly than this is the fact they went under with heavy sedation. Which is why they see Yusuf, who in the scene he's introduced explains the heavy sedation, however one this time that is required needs to be strong enough for 3 levels. This is also the main reason why they need the kicks to wake everyone up, setting up the requirement. And thus also explaining how they get stuck when they die in the dream but then can't wake themselves up either.

    I disagree with you on the character arc, mostly because Cobb still goes though one – it's just very difficult for it to be clear, because much like a dream it has no beginning and the resolve is up to you to decide as a viewer. The key componant of it which is resolved is that it seems he finally lets Mal go, but outside of that it is very vague. I think this is intentional because it's supposed to mimic a dream in and of itself. As for the rest, well I guess it's personal prefs. Cotillard has split a lot of people, so I can understand that and a lot of people, myself included, think a lot of it is made needlessly complicated for the purpose of adding further weight to a lot more simple concepts. Nolan himself continues to be very unopen in discussing what he understands as the truth about every scene which makes seperating whats important from what isn't more diffiicult. Personally it's not my fav movie of his either but I still think it's better than most of what I saw last year, simularly to what you said.

    On the movie side, I tried making a list of what I've seen of late but I forget to add to it so I forget entirely all I've seen recently. Mostly though I've rewatched old films on my shelf in recent times, National Lampoon's Vacation (after the kick I got from Hughes' other stuff of late), Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, and the 2005 film version of Hitchhikers Guide. The only other recent film I saw was Up In The Air, which was good, but not as great as Juno or Thank You For Smoking (the latter of which is one of fav films of the last decade).
  • Dude, explaining the finer plot points of the film doesn't change things.  At no point in Inception are any of the characters  in any real danger.  They can't die, no matter what happens to them in the dream.  No threat to the characters = no suspense. 

    And there is no real arc to DiCaprio's character.  He's the same character at the end that he was at the beginning, except that at the end he's finally told Mal to buzz off.  (Of course, Mal is really a manifestation of his guilt complex, but whatevs.)  The gulf between the journey his character takes and the one Neo takes is enormous.

    But if you enjoyed it, that's fine.  I said I liked it, too.  Just not nearly as much as Batman Begins, The Prestige, or Memento.

     
  • I wasn't explaining it to make the movie clearer, I was explaining something you said was essentually a plot hole that wasn't. For a movie full of ambuiguious comment, the heavy sedation and limbo are some of the more clearly explained things in the entire film, because they are the crux of the second half of the film mostly (well obviously outside of the title concept).

    As for the rest, I do agree that none of the characters are in a general sense of real danger if you discount an entire lifetime in limbo as an issue. But that's not the point either I guess, the drama of the film is if Cobb will succeed and make it back to his family or not (and within the sub point, if this isn't all just a dream in of itself)… and in that I guess the ending either has a pay off or not depending on what you think the ending is. In this I still disagree with the character arc issue, but as I said it's all your opinion. I'm not here to change it, just explaining why I disagree with you. On everything else I otherwise agree.
  • DanBirlewDanBirlew
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    @Rombie: I saw you mention you haven't been here in a while, but in a way I resent you making me go back and reconsider garbage like Machete after viewing pure scripting mana like The Social Network. wink And I did happen to rewatch the original Grindhouse trailer online right before we turned on the movie: that's why it stuck out to me so readily that all the trailer shots had been re-shot for the film, and not quite as well as the first time around. Tacking on a bunch of unnecessary roles with too much dialog just to get a few celebrities to join the cast, and poorly acted supercillious scenes involving speaking extras that add nothing (which any respectable Editor would cut) lost the production more points. Keep it about Machete, his brother The Padre, and keep it real. Real mean. twisted It started off great, frankly, but as soon as Don Johnson rolled in the movie soured instantly. (His role would have been excellently played by Michael Parks, btw). From then on it was all downhill for the next hour, and even made me feel bad for Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez, both of whom deserve better movies. It should have maintained the tone and style of Grindhouse, frankly, and probably would have served better as a 1-hour DVD extra, the way Rodriguez originally mentioned it would be. I remain disappointed, but would like to see another attempt. Machete could definitely use a reboot, and hopefully Rodriguez will stay on top of it this time. I know what they were going for, but it should have been... more. More gory, more sexy, more violent, more silly. Like Planet Terror from Grindhouse. That would rock. smile

    You guys know I love Inception, but I'm certainly aware of the division over it and I could see how someone will either love it or hate it. As for Marion Cotillard, it's not so much the actress who sucks in the role as much as the role is too small for the actress. If you don't believe me, grab a copy of La Vie En Rose for viewing. It's a bit like watching one of Penelope Cruz's earlier films: she's awful and you wonder why the hell everyone loves her so much except for the fact that she's pretty, until you see her in a native language film such as Live Flesh or Volver. Cotillard is probably the next great actress of our generation, but it will take her a couple of English language films before she hurdles the foreign barrier. Until then, soak up her French films, her performances are astounding.
  • I should have taken in account for the occassional reshoots and of course the various drop in drop out celeb stars in the film, you're right about that, but on a general basis the shots themselves are all woven into the film on a script that really should be a lot worse than it is I think. However the more you explain it, the more I get what you mean. And much the same, honestly I liked Planet Terror more much as well for the reasons you outlined. I perhaps didn't think Machete was as big of a disapointment, but the more I think about what you've said... the more I do kinda agree.  

    BTW, not start another debate... but while I really enjoyed The Social Network - as I mentioned a couple of pages back - and while the dialogue was great, exceptionally paced, and very well acted... the film also has a lot of Oscar buzz I think it's also not worthy of. There are better films out there, more consistant visions, and ones that tell better convincing lies too. big-grin
  • Thanx for the offer Rombie, I'll have a poke around to see what I can find out, I take it that in NZ you always get the same release as Aussie?

    EDIT.

    According to this, my starting point when I'm hunting down something uncut, the Aussie version is uncut;

    http://www.dvdcompare.net/comp.....50#overall

    Now I seem to remember somewhere that the UK version of the DVD had ALL the cuts listed at the bottom of the page done to it, not just the UK pre-cut version edits listed, I'm sure I remember that reading that they started with the US theatrical version and then added more cuts.

    @ Vince, any ideas?
  • Yeah generally the Aussie releases are the same here in NZ too, unless one of the OFLC in either country has issues… then sometimes they're cut. Royale didn't have anything here I'm certain as I'm certain it walked away with an Ozzy M, which means NZ just slaps it with an equvilent sticker and doesn't even spend the time reviewing the content. We don't cut here in NZ, we just moderate excess. 

    Shame the description on the website, which says it's not cut, doesn't give a DVD run time for the PAL version in AU. I have the 3 disc collectors edition which came out more recently but I'm fairly confident that disc 1 is just a reprint of the original release. The movie has been released several times here on DVD (1 disc, 2 disc CE, 3 disc SE, 1 disc with talking key ring, as part of a complete Bond series box sets, etc.). I'll check my set and let you know.

    Edit - Using the length I couldn't tell, because the PAL timing length is different but thanks to this which was linked in the item you linked above:

    http://www.movie-censorship.co.....hp?ID=4008

    Which compares the DVD in the UK with the Australian one... I can confirm that the items cut from the UK are definently in the AU edition and the one sold here too (by the fact we have the AU version and that I double checked on my copy). Let me know if you want a copy smile
  • Rifftrax: Planet of Dinosaurs

    As Jain once put it, there's funny, and then there's MST3K funny.  Planet of Dinosaurs, recently released on DVD with a Mike/Kevin/Bill commentary track, is as hilarious as any MST3K episode out there.  Even without the host segments and shadowrama that fans are used to, it's terrific.

    The movie itself, of course, is a joke and painful to watch unriffed.  Which is a refreshing change, since I'm sick of Mike and co. riffing on quality material (Lost *cough cough*) when there's a treasure trove of badness still out there.
  • First off Rombie, sorry for not replying to you earlier!  Yes I would love a copy if it's no trouble.  I'll drop you a PM with my addy.  Thanx a million for the offer.

    Right a couple of nights ago, (to celebrate the fact that I've finished the whole DVD box sets of the gosh darn awful The Next Mutation Ninja Turtles), I re-watched the original live action film to clean my eyes out after such awfulness.  It's just amazing how different they are, the movie is great, one of my favourite comic/cartoon to film conversions EVER were as the live action TV series is just dog doo-doo.  Seriously I think I laughed about 3 times in the whole series and was only slightly impressed with one of the stories.  And the baddies, DON'T get me started on those.

    Would anybody have seen it when it was originally shown?  Would it have been any better if I was younger!  I think not it's just plain bad.

    http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0127388/

    Tonight 22 Bullets on UK BD, great story, great acting, well shot and directed, (though there was a little too much shakie-cam footage for my likeing).  The cover said "the return of The Professional" in referance to Jean Reno being in the lead role, but of course it has nothing to do with his Leon character.  Anyway, I can whole-heartedly recommend it for the action hungry action fan out there.

    http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt1167638/
  • Over the last couple of day I've watched a couple of sci-fi films that I wasn't sure about watching!

    Sunshine on UK DVD, can't for the life of me remember just why I wasn't looking forward to this one!  But on watching it I realised that it's a damn good film, you think it's going to be just another action "Armageddon" type film, but it's far from that and the TWIST adds a whole new angle to it 3/4 of the way through.  I remember it being mentioned amongst us in the past, so can't really recommend it as you would have all seen it?  But if your after watching something that you've already seen and want to re-visit, this would be a good one.

    Solaris on UK DVD, the Clooey re-make, and I DO remember why I was reluctant to watch this.  It was that I have seen the original and loved that one (didn't understand much of it at the time, but that's why I liked it I think) and thought that it wouldn't be as good.  But I was pleasantly surprised that I really enjoyed it and that it was far more brain as apposed to the brawn I was expecting!  Shows you how wrong pre-conceptions can be can't it!
  • DanBirlewDanBirlew
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    Agree with you on Solaris, the original (Russian film, IIRC?) is a classic and didn't need Clooney's lousy remake. I mean if you want an excuse to make out with Natascha McElhone for two hours, there have to be other films yet to remake. lol

    Thanks for the recommend, I put 22 Bullets in the queue although it isn't out here yet. Laura might hate it, might not, but I guess it'll just have to be Dan's TV night.

    Watched The Town, which is horribly named but a surprisingly decent film after all. Directed by Ben Affleck too, which is yet another surprise. Evenly paced, tight action, includes a great and complex romance, an enjoyable flick for anyone who enjoyed The Departed and Heat: it is really a smart combination of both. Only caveat: not sure why Jeremy Renner is in this, nor why he's nominated for an Oscar, as his sterotypical angry Irishman role could have been played by a Mr. Potatohead. But he still turns in his best Cagney impression, and that I appreciate in the context. wink

    Netflix says were receiving Get Low tomorrow, which the trailers have had me aching for quite a while. I'll let you know about that and Lebannon, which is currently at home but not watched yet. Laura doesn't want to see it so I have to wait for a Dan TV night. roll-eyes
  • Tonight's offering was;

    Love The Beast on UK DVD - starring Dr. David Bana, fresh from being the hulk in the Hulk.  No actually stars! Eric Bana and was directed by him too.  If you are in to cars or like documentaries then this is a great little slice of both, and it's also straight from the heart too.

    http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt1284028/
  • A bit to catch up on as I keep forgetting to post these days!

    The usual load of randomness, but this time all bought of the net, cheap-cheap-ish.

    Ponyo on UK BD.  Absolutely brilliant, lovely, super, grand.  If you have any young members of the family that haven't seen this then you should get if for them, blows ANYTHING that old Walt's company can do out of the water, YES pun intended!  But watch it in JAPANESE with subs, it's not the same with all the awful western voices.

    Nikita on UK BD.  One of the few Besson films that I have never seen, and I can't remember why!  It was far better than I was expecting and it was great to see the genus of the Leon character in the form of the "CLEANER" Vincent, violent, funny, sad and reflective.

    Season Of The Witch on UK DVD.  Again one that I've stayed away since I knew it had been "found" not quite knowing if I'd like it, but as it's one of Uncle George's that I haven't seen (I think there is only Martin now that I haven't seen!), I thought that I'd better see it, with I hadn't now, it's not good.  Very slow, plodding and annoying in equal measures, but if you are the completest like I am, it's worth the watch just to see the changes in Uncle George's directorial style and his use of some really weired public domain music much the same as Night!

    And tonight, Get Carter on UK DVD. NOT NOT NOT the re-make, the Cain original.  Great film, wonderfully shot in grubby old Newcastle with some great angles and camera work that would rival a much more modern director.  WELL worth a re-watch.  NOT THE RE-MAKE, understand.
  • PlopperPlopper
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    Tonight, The Money Pit on UK DVD, great little Tom Hanks comedy, but I must be going mad as I'm sure I remember the house falling down at the end last time I watched this film!  Very odd!
  • ^ Aha, I watch that too recently (I think I mentioned it, maybe not). I too thought the house fell down in the scene where Hanks causes chaos on the building site, but then I realised I was confusing it with The 'Burbs.

    Speaking of which, I found out what "The 'Burbs Uncut" is - it's the standard original feature released back into the UK. The original cuts to the film were actually of other films in it that the BBFC didn't want (in a scene where Hanks is watching horror movies on a TV). It has the same runtime as my standard AU release, also released the on DVD same year (2004). Both now sit on my shelf, but the Uncut one only cost me $1 so I can't complain that much.

    The only movie I've seen recently was Dinner For Schmucks which, surprisingly to me, was decent enough and had good laughs. Considering the more or less one location set of the French original, The Dinner Game, it actually manages to use all the plot beats of the original while surrounding it with very little different until of course the end where they show the actual dinner (which isn't in the original). Rudd's strength in characters is this type of person (as seen in Role Models and the like) so it wasn't a stretch, but Carrell is one of a few comedic actors who can pull off stupid while also being still human which makes him perfect for the role. Also surprisingly strong international cast (David Walliams, Chris O'Dowd, and Lucy Punch from the UK, Stephanie Szostak from France, and Jemaine Clement from here in NZ) and very decent US supporting including Zach Galifianakis, Bruce Greenwood, Ron Livingston, and Kristen Schaal.
  • PlopperPlopper
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    Actually Rombie there is yet another version with a much longer Hanks speech at the end were he is siding with the Clopecs (Spelling), were he rants to the neighbours about how mean they have been to them.  I remember having this on UK sell through video back in the day, but only realised that it wasn't in the UNCUT DVD that I have after reading the alternative version section of IMDB.

    And just a little rant, as many people have pointed out in the past, if a film WAS truly uncut surely wouldn't it have all takes of every scene!

    Right on to my last two films, last night;

    Kick-Ass on UK DVD, at the behest of a mate we watched it as a bit of a lads night in.  Great little film, got loads of the references, but I'm sure there are many that I missed, one good enough for me to want it for the collection on BD!

    And tonight, The Thin Red Line on UK DVD and I loved it, it was so odd and refreshing to hear the thoughts of the soldiers as they fought and tried to come to terms with the hell of war.  Very thought provoking.
  • PlopperPlopper
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    Tonight Siege Of The Dead on UK DVD.  And no it has nothing what-so-ever to do with Uncle George other than it's a Zombie plague film.  Running at just over 60 minutes it's a short one, but it doesn't suffer for that and actually suits being short.  In case anybody doesn't know this is a German film, it plays out a little like .Rec or the Horde in that it's set in a block of flats and all of the action consists of people trying to get away from the Zombies or from one place to another while staying alive.  Would really suit being the first episode of a series!

    Speaking of which, has anybody over the pond there been watching The Walking Dead?  If so is it worth laying down the money to buy when it comes out over here on DVD/BD?
  • Yeah, I saw that listed on the iMDb as well, labeled as 'the alternate ending'. I think it was on TV here, but I can't recall what was on the VHS locally (even though I know thats where I first saw the movie)  I haven't checked on Amazon, but the listings on the database itself only show two US DVD releases. The original with no extras except some web links, and a version in a 3 pack (with The Money Pit and Dragnet) that does have the alternate ending on it.
  • PlopperPlopper
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    Tonight I'd like to firstly send out a BIG thanx to Rombie for sending me the film I watch tonight all the way from Oz!  The cut bits that were taken out of the UK version WERE very important to the plot in the way that they made the story that little more gritty and realistic!  Anyway.

    Casino Royale tonight on Austrailian DVD!  Really enjoyed this one, and I can tell now how let down people must have felt after this and then getting Quantum!  Somebody really let the side down with the second film in this little story because it could have been so much better if they had kept with the same feel as Casino.  To me Casino was a new fresh appoach to the franchise, were as Quantum has already slipped back into the more old style 80's version of Bond, too flipant, to casual in it's depiction of death and NO story!
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  • PlopperPlopper
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    Nice on ZW!

    Missed one the other night, forgot to post about it.

    That was Finding Nemo on UK DVD, very enjoyable cartoon, but to me far too Disney and not enough Pixar for my liking.

    And last night, Gone In 60 Seconds on UK DVD.  Where can you go wrong with a formula like this, fast cars, a touch of comedy and great chase action.
  • PlopperPlopper
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    Tonight, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome on UK DVD.  Man I wish they would do a re-mastered version of this film, ALL the DVD releases around the English speaking world are the same rubbish transfer that has been kicking around since 1999 I think.

    Love the film even though it is the weakest of the three, a BIT too camp and comedy compared to the other two, but still a great Sci-fi for my tastes.
  • Ironically as this was one of the first films mentioned in this thread, I only just saw The Lovely Bones (on BD) a couple of days ago. I couldn't agree more with Dan's original comments either... the film stretched itself across a narrative that struggle to find a correct cord of balance. The book also apparently spends more focus on the murder mystery itself which seems greatly under done in the film, instead indeed focusing far too much on "the inbetween" parts. Acting was fine from everyone in general, even MarkyMark who I've never really liked, and the setting felt authentic to the mid-70's (and I'm glad Jackson actually shot in the US for this, it just wouldn't have worked if he'd shot it here - Like when Lyttleton stood in for a US port town in The Frighteners) but the movie felt far too long and unfocused.

    By comparison I then watched Public Enemies (also now almost 2 yrs old, also on BD) which I enjoyed far more than I expected I would. I'd wanted to see it for quite some time but thought that the action was up played in the trailers and expected a far more dramatic and slower burning film from Mann, but I didn't get that either. The pacing was good, the story telling decent, and the plot stayed surprisingly quite faithful to the history. I don't think I need to comment on the acting much, you get anything you want from Depp, but I think Cotillard showed a better work than in Inception, thus proving that it was just the role and not the cross to large US films that have left people scratching their heads at her being chosen. I think the thing overall that got me, and much one of the things I did like about Bones as well, was the decent period setting which felt authentic to me. I didn't once question the time period (even if I'm sure I check the goofs on the IMDb for both films someone will have found numerous anachronisms).

    Finally I saw Armored (also BD), which was Nimrod Antol's film he did before and I believe got him the job of Predators, which I enjoyed less than this surprisingly. Predictable, silly, but yeah, enjoyable. Famous cast grouping that played off each other helped. Problem I think was more in the original promotion of the film which gave away what was going to happen. Had I not seen it, then I think it would have been a bit more fresh as I wouldn't have exactly known further plot points.
  • PlopperPlopper
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    A bit late to the party there on a couple of those Rombie, but who am I to say anything, I've only JUST watched Finding Nemo for the first time!!!  And I haven't seen the Lovely Bones yet either!!!

    Tonight it was Rush Hours' turn on UK DVD, not the best Jackie Chan film ever, but enjoyable enough in a Lethal Weapon sort of way.
  • PlopperPlopper
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    Tonight, Swordfish on UK DVD.  Maybe because of the FBI link this felt a BIT like a mad episode of X-Files???  Or kinda like 24!!!  Anyway, quite enjoyable, Johnny T was entertaining, especially when the guns game out, I LOL-ed.
  • JayneJayne
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    Finally saw The Social Network. It made me detest Mark Zuckerberg(sp?) a little less, but that's all to Jesse Eisenberg's credit. I still refuse to rejoin Facebook.

    I don't get why it was a nom for Best Picture, though. It was good, but not wow-level great, and it was devoid of Nazis, people with accents, handicapped people, and embattled minorities and/or gays/lesbians. I think it was trying to be Network, but it was too literal. Perhaps a different approach, contrasting the social impact of Facebook (for good and evil), juxtaposed with Zuckerberg's jackassery would have been more compelling with the Academy. At least that approach could have included some embattled minorities and/or people with accents.
  • PlopperPlopper
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    Jayne, that's the guy that was in Zombieland isn't it!  He hasn't half changed in the short time since that films hasn't he, he looks very different now!  Don't think it would be my kind of film and I have no intention of watching it, but from what I have seen of it, no it doesn't seem like the usual Oscar fare does it!

    Last night I watched The Kite Runner on UK DVD.  I've been meaning to watch this for some time, and I wasn't disappointed, it's a wonderful tale of regret and redemption.  Brilliantly acted by the two young boys.  The story seemed just a little too contrived in places but as a whole worked just fine.

    May as well just EDIT my post from earlier today.

    Tonight I watched The Gift on UK DVD, a nice solid thriller/horror, that I didn't realise until watching was Sam Raimi directed!  So very well directed, very well acted, even Keanu Reeves whom I was very unsure about in his role was very good.  Very moody and looked great.
  • Jayne - I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that (as I mentioned several posts above), but not even including the points you make as requirements for an Oscar generally, the majority of the main board probably are a lot older than the people who would be using Facebook on average and not get why it's possibly important at all. While they liked aspects of the film (like the rapid dialogue) clearly they're never going to give it as much respect as something like The King's Speech (regardless of the fact that it was the better film anyway, Speech I mean).

    Eisenberg was the perfect choice for Mark Zuckerberg and I'm glad he seems wise on his selections because a lot of people pegged him as a Michael Cera duplicate, but he constantly surprises in whatever he does. He's exceptionally good in The Squid And The Whale (where again, Plopper, he looks different than in other films - thanks mostly to his hair and general attitude), and I as much as I credit Zombieland for it's entire cast and clever script, it would have been an entirely different film if he wasn't in it.

    Nice choice on The Kite Runner too Plopper, I saw it a couple of years back and was just really impressed with the whole thing. I understand the contrived part to no end, but sometimes these sorts of movies work well when you are required to believe that these things could happen from time to time, no matter how possibly unbelievable they might be.

    I watched Monsters Vs. Aliens (on BD). Quirky and geeky, but overall underwhelming. I wanted to see Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs instead, but couldn't find a copy. I guess the only redeeming factor of MvA was the consistent references to various SciFi, in particular though Spielburg's work in the late 70's and early 80's. To top that off once I'd seen it, I saw the trailer for JJ Abrams' Super 8 (which Spielburg is a producer on), which aside from being set in the late 70's, is so trying to be a modern (read = more effects, explosions, etc.) take on that sort of exact work, but honestly it looks like it's doing it right too.
  • DanBirlewDanBirlew
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    Giving this one a kick to make sure the discussions page link goes directly to the new post instead of to an earlier one. Saw The Fighter last night, and it's easy to see why Bale received the Best Supporting Actor Oscar: he basically steals the entire movie out from under the leads. Not just that he's an obviously superior actor, but his role is based on such a unique character that he can't be ignored. The way the story progresses it's like he's the lead actor of one story while Mark Wahlberg is the lead in another, even though they're heavily tied together. A great, great film. Wasn't too surprised to see Aronofsky's name attached as producer: obviously someone in Hollywood thought he should follow The Wrestler with The Fighter. :D And the script is very Aronofsky too, without the sad ending. So if you think about it, he really had two movies at the Oscars this year!

    Hrm, yeah, the discussion link still doesn't seem to be connecting to the last post in the thread. Perhaps because the thread is so long? Requires investigating.
  • Watched Colin this morning. I think probably every zombie flick fan has seen this by now. I V+d it from the Horror Channel sometime before september last year and put it on the DVD recorder's hard drive. The only reason I know it was before september was that there were a few adverts for Metroid: Other M coming out on 3rd Sept!

    I was pretty bored for the first half, but when the bathtub scene happened things picked up. I was really enjoying it after that. The flip was a bit weird, but then they really couldn't have done it any other way without giving too much away.

    It felt quite Romero-esque at the end.

    On another note...
    @Dan, I'm using the box at the bottom of the thread page to type this in (using Firefox) and the smiley drop box doesn't work. It did work when I was typing in the Alan Wake thread, but not now. Possibly something else to look at? Or is that just Firefox being stupid?
  • DanBirlewDanBirlew
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    vincent said: I'm using the box at the bottom of the thread page to type this in (using Firefox) and the smiley drop box doesn't work. It did work when I was typing in the Alan Wake thread, but not now. Possibly something else to look at? Or is that just Firefox being stupid?


    No, it's fine. The smiley dropbox does not work on the embedded site at the moment. If you're viewing the site through http://danbirlew.com/forums it won't work, but at http://danbirlew.com/vanilla (the forum's true link) it will. However this is the only emoticons plugin that works for these forums at the moment, so hopefully there will be improvements to both that make it happen. You can create smileys by typing in the usual codes, such as :) :( :| :P

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